Happy Birthday, Scarlett Johansson! Celebrate With Her 29 Bustiest Moments

On November 22, 2013, in Article, Celeb, eBooks, Entertainment, Fashion & Lifestyle, Music, Videos, by nadia

View Photo Gallery Scarlett Johansson is smart, talented, beautiful, and she turns 29 today. She’s accomplished a lot in less than three decades.


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Scarlett Johansson is smart, talented, beautiful, and she turns 29 today. She’s accomplished a lot in less than three decades. With that said, we took a poll in our office and discovered that even though ScarJo has so much to offer, the first image that comes to our minds when we hear her name is, well … boobs. Sorry, Scarlett we’ll make this up to you with examinations of your acting skills at a later date. Today we’re celebrating a Very Booby Birthday!

We looked it up, and reportedly, the Don Jon star measures at 32DD. This is of interest to the women who haven’t thrown their computers/mobile devices across the room in disgust and are still reading this because we know it is HARD to find the proper support and clothing for 32DDs. The rest of you are probably not really reading these words any more and are already scrolling through our gallery to check out some of ScarJo’s best booby moments ever. We’ve compiled some of our favorites over the years; from when Scarlett’s voluptuous bosom first went international on the cover of European magazines, to the Golden Globe Awards, where she took home her own two golden globes.

During our painstakingly in-depth research of Johansson’s bust, we noticed that her rack was not only very versatile, filling roles like girl-next-door, sexy, artsy or high-fashion. They have become very political as well. Why, recently a Taiwanese mayor had to ask the press to back off when they got a little too close for comfort while ScarJo filmed a movie. Additionally, while perusing through our photo providers, we noticed that our access to ScarJo’s boobs gets more expensive as the cameras focus in on her cleavage. Oh ScarJo, your boobs are keeping a lot of people employed and a lot of people fed. Next up, philanthropy!

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